Having been in
I came up with the following list. Please feel free to add any suggestions.
10 ways you know you’ve been in
- When you walk into 7-Eleven you no longer notice the stench of tea eggs.
- You take a shower before you go to bed.
- You think the bottom of an escalator is a good place to stop and plan your day.
- You wave to people standing two feet away from you.
- The word ‘cute’ becomes part of your everyday vocabulary (in English and Chinese).
- You can recognize 小S, Chang Fei, Hu Gua and Jacky Wu.
- You stand up and give your seat to kids on the MRT.
- You start exercising in jeans and long-sleeved shirts – even in summer.
- You start referring to non-Taiwanese as foreigners and stare at them.
- You think that a pizza isn’t a real pizza without corn.
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