Acronym fun - Taiwan's political parties

In a moment of boredom the other day I decided to see how many different variations I could come up with using the initials of the three main parties (many apologies TSU). It was surprisingly good fun.
Any new suggestions are welcome.

KMT

Kaput Mainland Tyranny

Kept Maladministering Territories

Keenly Manipulating Taiwanese

Kissing Ma’s Tailend

Kickstart Mindless Turbulence

Kick-back Motivated Thugs

Kowtowing Machiavellian Toads

Keeping Motherland Thoughts

Kidding Mainly Themselves

Knee-jerk Minded Totalitarians

Kamikaze Mainland Trips

Keep Milking Taiwan

PFP

Protecting Face Paramount

Painstakingly Frustrating Progress

Presenting Few Policies

Party (of) Fugitive Politicians

Pushing Flimsy Partnership

Pursuing Fictional Paradise

Phony Formosan People

Professional Filibustering Plebs

Performing Farcical Pantomime

Pigheadedly Firebrand Politics

Personality Following Parasites

Pompously Fragile Pride

Pathetically Fleeting Phenomenon

Pocket-Filling Philanderers

Permanently Facing Pandemonium

DPP

Diplomatic Progress Painful

Defiantly Pushing Plebiscites

Degenerate Party (of) Poseurs

Dragging Painstaking Progress

Damaging Presidential Policies

Deleting Past Presidents

Dementedly Partisan Politics